31 May, 2016

Review – Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest

I came for the blushing anime brothers, in truth that was what I stayed for too, despite the sad lack of face stroking… Here’s my review of part of Fire Emblem Fates!

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30 May, 2016

Tales From The Crypt – Part 3, The Deadly Death Throes of Van Kruger

Fuelled by the blood and flesh of mortals once more, Mannfred von Carstein continued to subjugate the undead strays of Sylvania,  but he was by no means unopposed…

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27 May, 2016

Tales From The Crypt – Part 2, Awakening At Hel Fenn

Bloodied and vengeful, Mannfred von Carstein readies for not for battle, but for war, first for Sylvannia, then in due time, for the Old World…

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26 May, 2016

Tales From The Crypt – Part 1, Lay Of The Land

Back in my day White Dwarf – Games Workshop’s monthly magazine – used to contain lavish spreads of master-class painting and conversion – now found in Warhammer Visions, a different magazine – information on new miniatures  – that’s all that the weekly White Dwarf is anymore – and battle reports.  The latter has been lost it seems. Battle reports were heroic tales weaved from dice rolls and hours of maths, and if you were really lucky they formed campaigns, spanning multiple issues.

That’s kind of what Tales From The Crypt is, or at least the thought behind it all. Similar to Total War: Attila’s Can Rome Fall In A Day, I wanted to chronicle my first few hours in Total War Warhammer. It all begins in the bogs of eternal night, Sylvania…

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22 May, 2016

This Week In Videogames – 22/05/2016

It’s all space in in this week’s news roundup, and not a hint of Warhammer! It may be hard to believe I know, but don’t worry I’m sure we’ll make up for it in the coming weeks.

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19 May, 2016

Review – Stellaris

When confronted with an alien threat, unmoved by conventional force, one must adapt and find new ways to wage war. This is true of the interstellar wars of Stellaris, but also the fierce boarder skirmish that was the writing of this review.

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15 May, 2016

This Week In Videogames – 15/05/2016

In videogames this week, we’ve got era-defying empires, garish gusts of magic, and plain old parallel universes. Pretty by the numbers all things considered!

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11 May, 2016

Dropping In – Atlas Reactor (Closed Beta)

Matthew and Kyle attempt to get their groove on in the Atlas Reactor beta. Contrary to this video, Trion has announced that Atlas Reactor will in fact not be free-to-play when it launches, yay?

08 May, 2016

This Week In Videogames – 08/05/2016

Boy have we got news this week, releases both near and far, trailers both awesome and mundane, and Warhammer, so much Warhammer…

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05 May, 2016

Dropping In – Game Tycoon 2

Kyle floods the 1980’s videogame market with more brand confusion than the Nintendo could shake a stick at in Game Tycoon 2, an exceedingly janky game development simulator, only on the PC of course…

03 May, 2016

Dropping In – Man O’ War: Corsair (Early Access)

The fool touch of the Dark Gods pollutes the high seas of the Old World, murdering framerate and foamy waves as though nought but mortal flesh. Kyle and Matthew eradicate ghost ships and Orc raiders in Man O’ War Corsair, in Early Access on Steam.  

02 May, 2016

The Dropkick: WWE Payback 2016 - The Roman Era has Arrived

It's time for WWE Payback, finally placed in it's logical slot after WrestleMania, but containing no WrestleMania rematches, or rivalries that are older than a month. This show is headlined between the ever popular underdog Roman Reigns defending his WWE World Heavyweight Championship against the 'Redneck Rookie' AJ Styles who has yet to make it in the big leagues.

01 May, 2016

This Week In Videogames – 01/05/2016

Call of Duty, Genestealers, and cute colourful fish are all on the card this week – the watery card in the case of the latter. Take a gander through our news roundup, won’t you?

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